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I was talkin' about the chick

Wouldn't hire him 2

I'll teach you

Crawl through my legs 2

Fancy you know some Kung Fu

You're real smart

She's tough

Get going

Today in the street

Who are you?

Have some more water

You heard of me?

He's the owner here

I am the real Sam Seed

My name is Sam Seed

Drunk Gods

Fun with jars

We must drink

Who teaches you?

Present for the Stick King

Wouldn't hire him

Hungry dog

Crawl through my legs

Drunken Master Audio Mix